If you're offended easily, fuck off then cause I'm having a day. I'm actually having a week but what the fuck ever.

I went to visit a friend for a few days. A male friend. Drove home yesterday and was PISSED OFF the entire drive. I don't know what you do when you are driving and pissed off but I put in Metallica's Black album and turn the volume up until I think my speakers are going to blow because they get all nasty and static crappy. And then I turn it down just a hair cuz who wants to blow their speakers? So I was driving and thinking over and over in my head, "What the fucking fuck?!" Cause I had no reason to be mad. None. I had a great time. And yet, I was so phenomenally angry. I couldn't figure it out. Metallica doesn't calm me down btw. It just kinda pisses me off even more so I was driving, angry, driving, and ... why the fuck is the speed limit 70 if everyone is going to drive 63?! I don't want to speed. I just want to drive the speed limit. Drive drive drive change lane drive change lane drive drive change lane. Get out of my way!!

So I got home and went in my room and drank whiskey out of a bottle. Cause that's how ladies deal with their anger. And then, when I realized that wasn't going to be enough, that I was feeling particularly reckless and crazy, I went to the bar. BUT, I only brought twenty dollars with me cause feeling reckless and crazy with a full wallet is just dumb. I'm not dumb. So, I drank. I gambled (gasp!) I got hit on by a 70 year old dude that thought I was 28. I wanted to say something. Something like, "If you think I'm 28 then why the fuck are you hitting on me?! Don't you have kids? Or grand-kids? How is it okay to hit on someone the same age as your offspring??!!"

Jack Daniels is pretty amazing btw. It'll take the shitty ass mood you are in and turn that shit right around. Sort of. It didn't really but I'm going to pretend because I want to be able to justify using it in the future. For medicinal purposes of course.